Batang Bading

Langith Luffa infairness,in, in, infairness.
Okray heartness flowing ang dugesh.
Chuging, alive, dis-a-ppear na u
diyan!!!!
- 2 batang bading kumakanta ng "LANGIT LUPA"

Valer kuberch,
kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi
ay anek-anek.
Nyongkamas at nutring,
nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol, jutola,
jupot jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa,
jobanox nyustasa.
Nyubuyax, nyomatis,
nyowang at luyax
And around the keme
ay fulnes ng linga.
-BAHAY KUBO

mudra, fudra, bet kiz ng kronapay
sisterette, brotherloo, bet kiz ng frappe.
lahat ng betchina kiz ay kemer-kemerlu.
ang magkromali ay pipingutin kiz.
- 2 batang bading kumakanta ng "nanay, tatay"

shogu shoguan... ning ning galore ang buwan, pag counting ng krompu naka shogo na yokey... salian, krolawa, shotlo, kyopat, jima, kyonim, nyitoert, walochi, syamert, krompu!!! mga beki andetrax na si atashi!!
- nag tagu taguan na naman ang mga batang bakla!

1. Trulalu.
2. eklavu
3. eklavu.
4. trulalu
5. eklavu
6. trulalu
7. trulalu.
8. eklavu
9. trulalu
10. trulalu
-batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false na quiz.

Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big uten. Sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes! Shoyang ang fula, talong na fula, shoyang ang fute, talong na mafute, chuk chak chenes namo ek ek.
- yan na naman ang mga batang bading! Ayaw paawat!

Jacquiene Poy… Chorva-Chorva Hoy!
The who ang machugi, Sya’ng King-Kong!!!


TITLE: THE!
We' ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it's only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don't mine. Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn't give it back? He explained naman na it's so we could keep
intact daw. Sabi ko, connect me if i'm wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya, The! Aba ! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya! I cried buckles of tears.

Translation:
Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we'll go ouch na rin. Now, we're so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I'm 33 na and I'm running our time. After 2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I'm in a state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it's four! This is true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.

Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table, may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What the fuss! The nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn't want this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don't want to portrait the role of the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please, mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?

Dahil it's not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin siya ng panggugulo.
Everything is coming up daisies. I'm so happy. Even my boyfriend said liketwice. He's so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is this way. She's our of our lives." Kaya advise ko sa inyo - take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we'll just pray for the internal and external repose of your soul. I second emotion.